ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
Me: too many black people getting killed accidentally on purpose.
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
So much better.
absolutely legendary, step your selfie game up in 2014
A woman is like a tea bag - you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
Welcome to Women’s History Month
every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
Meanwhile at the Florida gunshow…. you can meet a child murderer turned celebrity. This is the sad world we live in.
it was a gun show and no one shot the bitch?
Only in Florida
look at how happy he is.. living his life… as if he did no wrong
I think ima be sick
why is this man still alive?
but why is it every time we see this piece of filth he trying to make money or gain money of his sins WHY
International Women’s Day
"You can have ambition, But not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man".